Thursday, February 12, 2009

wanna hear a joke?

So, here are a series of ridiculous "jokes" as told to me today...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A: To get to the other slide... (groan)!

Q: What did one fish say to the other fish?

A: If you keep your mouth shut, you won't get caught!

Q: Why was the broom late ?

A: It over swept!

Q: A noise woke me up this morning.

What was that ?

The crack of dawn

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